So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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