My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
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