with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
