so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
this hospital has no fireball
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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