Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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