My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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