Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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