i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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