eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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