i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize