quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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