If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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