is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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