i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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