check it out our google latitudes are spooning
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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