it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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