In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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