The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
All the doctor said was why
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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