If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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