yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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