Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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