Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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