dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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