I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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