Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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