love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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