hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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