She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Sorry my hands just texted you
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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