I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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