: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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