Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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