how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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