i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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