i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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