also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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