I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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