you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
