You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
