JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
