Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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