Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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