And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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