It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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