all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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