She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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