apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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