Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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