When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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