i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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