she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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