There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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