Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
