I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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